Say What?

I was watching TV today, actually I was pretty anger that the Orioles game was not on TV. Oh but the Nationals sure are, la di da di stupid da! Anyways, I was watching TV and this commercial came on and the first words I hear are "We just cleaned two sides of this puppy with toilet tissue," which is promptly followed up with "now lets try it with our 'brand x' wet tissue, just look at the difference." Indeed the wet tissue thing came off very dirty, so I learned that puppy can be cleaned with wet tissues, amazing.